Karaoke - Facebook Rap

COWCH

KARAOKE

COWCH

KARAOKE

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Yo, I'm Back. I think that it's time that I would kick another rhyme about some stupid shh that people call their facebook.

You put your kids on them like people really wanna look,
They look like dead stank fishes hangin' on a hook.

I tell you that they're cute, but the retards make me puke -- ugh, ugh, agh! wuh?

I don't give a damn and don't care 'bout your F-in kids on facebook.

[CHORUS]

Nobody cares about your F-in
kids on Facebook.
They're ugly nasty just like O without her makeup.
Nobody cares about your F-in kids on Facebook.

I change my settings so I neva have to look at their faces,

But you got all excited 'cuz one of dem sukas just got sum braces.

Your brothers, your sisters think those freaks are just aces,

But they look like they got a disease that might be contagious.

[ REPEAT CHORUS 2X ]

I don't wanna see no videos of baby and mommy,

I'd rather look at footage of some nice fat juicy poonani.

I didn't join the site to look at your offspring,

If I see one more pic a dem, I'm a wind up in Sing Sing.

[ REPEAT CHORUS 2X ]

You think your kids are gorgeous, but I'm telling you they're not,
Yo family's like the Munsters minus blonde
chick who was hot.

I seen better mugs last time I went to the zoo,

Don't believe what them people write 'cuz none of it is true.

[ REPEAT CHORUS 2X ]

We're begging you to keep your kids off
our computers,

We only bought 'em so we could beat off to hooters.

One thing I can tell you befo' I end this rhyme,

The kid in the last pic you uploaded?
He's probably mine!

[ REPEAT CHORUS 2X ]

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Tyrell (feat. Franklin) - Facebook Rap

Tyrell raps about his biggest pet peeve - ugly kids' photos all over Facebook. A Cowch Potatoes original.

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Tyrell (feat. Franklin) - Facebook Rap

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