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Franklin Roosevelt Kowalski, Jr.
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Franklin’s most impressive accomplishment to date is successfully pleasuring himself 14 times in a 24 hour period. He almost made it to 15 wanks in a day, but in an ironic twist of fate, his drunken old man came home and beat him instead. Now 23, this part time KFC employee is a mere three credits shy of graduating from KFC’s esteemed Yum University, and realizing his dream of becoming a Drive Thru Attendant. On Franklin’s only date ever, the young lady brushed up against his hand while fleeing his rusty ’75 Chevy Nova, and the unexpected feel of female skin prompted Franklin to immediately soil himself. This encounter has led to Franklin’s assertion that he is no longer a virgin.